January 2011
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imagine;
If TaeYang got a Tumblr.
I would be all over that shit.
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crap crap crap;
Kpop idols now know of tumblr.
WAI.
December 2010
On the other side of the world, it's 2011, while...
-rocketshiptoshafio:
vashappeninonedirection:
they live in another year
when people reblog your post:
-kennythewhore:
marlotte:
squidkneee-:
alexandergaskank:
...
that scary moment when you drop your phone.
-kennythewhore:
and then you realized it’s fine.
A horrid scream of ‘MY BABY’ follows the clatter as it hits the floor.
:D
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
All of my friends are pretty.
flyingthroughclouds:
lexieeleigh:
And I’m over here, all like:
LOL.
When i text you & you don't text back.
lifewithoutloveisnothing:
thisnigguhjordan:
Cause i know you’re texting someone better then me
Or maby you just hate me…
when you finally get a joke in a kids movie that...
the-shaman:
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seriously whut;
A little girl laughed at me for having a pillow pet.
A little girl.
A stupid little girl.
Whatever, bitch was probably jealous; after all who wouldn’t be?
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
When a van pulls up to the sidewalk of where i'm...
glamourfashionhoex:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
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10 day tumblr challenge; final
Day Ten: one confession; names included
Hey, it didn’t say real names. :D Loopholes bb.
Ugly was a big part of my life, he was my best friend through thick and thin. But Ugly was shallow and stupid. Chose her over our 6 year friendship. And when she dumped his ass like I told him she would, he blames it all on me. The best part was, the girl he chose over me was Beddie, the girl that...
I wish everytime I reblogged an outfit, it...
suitupboyswereonvacation:
i’d have an amazing wardrobe.
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my favorite part of cyanide and happiness;
Depressing comic week.
It gives me such joy and happiness guys.
;_______________________________________________;
No, I’m not sobbing.
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10 day tumblr challenge;
Day Nine: two smileys that describe your life now; order matters
:DD - Woah. Yes, two d’s. That’s how happy I am nowadays~. The feeling is addictive and fucking euphoric<3.
;D - That’s the looks I get half the time. Winking and nudges. How fun.
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eemilio:
being “hipster” is too “mainstream” now
kaipanda-sal asked: I now know why I can't follow you.
Two more days right?
okay, I CAN WAIT.
Two more days right?
okay, I CAN WAIT.
kaipanda-sal asked: I now know why I can't follow you.
Two more days right?
okay, I CAN WAIT.
Two more days right?
okay, I CAN WAIT.
